vineri, 28 septembrie 2007

The true story of Robin Hood!


-Oare Robin Hood era “baiat de cartier”?

-Robin Hood,hmmmm…Robin was kicked out from the Hood,you get me?he lost his respec’.In the hood it’s all about respect!…d’asta locuia in codrii frate.Printre Bazuca ,Beretta si Sig Sauer nu avea loc si arcu’ sau.Getto life iz no joke man!

-Apoi…de ce nu-si achizitiona si el ceva mai performant?

-He had no doe…

-Cert!

-Si la ei cash ruled everything around there…they had to get the money, dollar dollar bills …YO!

-Tu?

-Nu…”YO!”!

-Io?

-Las’…

-Si s-a dus in padure deci…

-True …

- Si o iubea pe Maid Marian nu-i asa?

-Who?That ho’?He just wanted to freack her booty.

-“Freack”?

-Bang…do… happily hippidy-hoop…stick his thingy… get the picture? Oh ,my young Padua one, you must learn!

-…

-?

-Si a plecat si cu prietenul lui cel mai bun,Little John?

-Hell no!That story is fucked up…a plecat cu un CD piratat cu lil’ jon…pai frate,las-o moarta…d’asta l-au si zgonit din cartier…

-Ca a plecat cu cd-ul piratat?

-Daaamn boy,!Nuuuu,ca asculta Lil’ Jon…ya’ see...that nigga’ iz not dope…with blin-bling and shit?? An’ he spit rimes like a pranksta’.

-Intr-adevar?

-Pfaai!Astia bagau un Defari,un Jeru,un Aceyalone,un Blahzay…a’ight?

-aaaa…iihhsstt???

-O.K?

-oooh…okay!

- Fool ass white boy!

-Si ce se zice despre “Merry Men’s” este adevarat?

-That’s the same ol’ nasty thing, it’s a sick story! Check this out: There was a gang, his gang!…and they were all like…married…

-…intre ei?

-Shut ya’ big mouth and sit ya’ ass…I don’t know this shit!...so… and they started to rap and shit…so anotha’ MC asked them to freestyle at a battle…”undustand” ?They got beef from everyone!Nasty! That nigga’ kicked they’re white ass and blew they’re brains out with his fat rimes !It was tight!!!

-…la fel ca izmenele…Dar chiar purta izmene?

- Pe sub colanti…

_Incapeau?

-Daaahh,aveau loc!Dar nu a purtat toata viata izmene frate…inainte purta si el un FuBu…un Phat Farm…baggy style,un ceva mai k lumea ashea!

-Hii,vai!Ei si…

-Pai i-au shparlit altii la caterinca,mancati-as ochii tai...si l-au lasat in izmene.

-Dude,that shit is wack!

-Word …




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